Captain Smirk confronts his most dreaded enemy: budget cuts

A nearly bankrupt Starfreak Command orders Captain Jean-Lucy Ricardo on a money-making mission: find the Fountain of Youth and bottle its precious waters for sale throughout the universe. Unfortunately for Captain James T. Smirk, financing the mission means putting him and his U.S.S. Endocrine out of commission.

Smirk schemes to win back his job — and the affection of Counselor “Dee” Troit — by beating Ricardo to the fountain. He trails Ricardo’s ship, stumbling first to the Fountain of Love and then to the Fountain of Truth, where the spaced-out crews get wet ‘n’ wild.

As they kiss and tell across the galaxy, they finally bump into the Fountain of Youth — and their fiercest enemies, the futon torpedo-flinging Romanumens, who they confront in an all-out battle for the fountain. Celebrations follow with a round of anti-aging waters that turns them all into children, leaving “wrekkies” everywhere saying “the kids are all right.”